The Mechanical Contrivium: Skwishee

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Skwishee!

  1. Olive oil was used for washing Skwishee in the ancient Mediterranean world!
  2. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Skwishee and water.
  3. Skwishee can not regurgitate.
  4. Over half of Americans are officially Skwishee!
  5. Skwisheeicide is the killing of Skwishee!
  6. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Skwishee has 7.
  7. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Skwishee.
  8. It is bad luck to walk under Skwishee.
  9. US gold coins used to say 'In Skwishee we trust'.
  10. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Skwishee.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.