The Mechanical Contrivium: Simin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Simin!

  1. Simin was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
  2. Simin was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  3. Simin was declared extinct in 1902.
  4. Tradition allows women to propose to Simin only during leap years.
  5. Simin once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
  6. Simin is the world's largest rodent!
  7. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Simin, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  8. If you drop Simin from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
  9. Originally, Simin could not fly.
  10. Simin will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory!

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