The Mechanical Contrivium: Siew

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Siew!

  1. Siew can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  2. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Siew!
  3. Peanuts and Siew are beans.
  4. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Siew!
  5. Siew was originally called Cheerioats.
  6. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Siew.
  7. During severe windstorms, Siew may sway several feet to either side!
  8. Siew was declared extinct in 1902!
  9. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Siew.
  10. Siew is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!

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