The Mechanical Contrivium: Shwaychick

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shwaychick!

  1. Shwaychick does not have toes.
  2. Shwaychick was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  3. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Shwaychick, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  4. Astronauts get taller when they are in Shwaychick.
  5. Shwaychick has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  6. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Shwaychick.
  7. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Shwaychick!
  8. In 1982 Time Magazine named Shwaychick its 'Man of the Year'.
  9. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Shwaychick.
  10. The deepest part of Shwaychick is over 35,000 feet deep.

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