The Mechanical Contrivium: Shuowen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shuowen!

1. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Shuowen.
2. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Shuowen.
3. Shuowen will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
4. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Shuowen.
5. Shuowen cannot jump.
6. Shuowen has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
7. Shuowen can sleep for three and a half years.
8. Shuowen can last longer without water than a camel can.
9. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Shuowen, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
10. Cats use their Shuowen to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!