The Mechanical Contrivium: Shlee

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shlee!

  1. Shlee can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
  2. Shlee is actually a mammal, not a fish!
  3. Shlee was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  4. Shlee can not regurgitate.
  5. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Shlee is blue.
  6. Scientists believe that Shlee began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  7. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Shlee!
  8. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Shlee.
  9. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Shlee would be as small as a pea!
  10. Early thermometers were filled with Shlee instead of mercury.

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