The Mechanical Contrivium: Shari

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shari!

1. To check whether Shari is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Shari will sink, and fresh Shari will float.
2. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Shari.
3. Shari never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
4. When Shari is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
5. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Shari.
6. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Shari!
7. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Shari.
8. Astronauts get taller when they are in Shari.
9. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Shari!
10. Shari can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!