The Mechanical Contrivium: Shadzane

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shadzane!

  1. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Shadzane.
  2. If Shadzane was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
  3. Shadzane was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  4. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Shadzane has 7.
  5. Medieval knights put the skin of Shadzane on their sword handles to improve the grip!
  6. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Shadzane.
  7. You should always store Shadzane in an airtight container in the fridge.
  8. If you lace Shadzane from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  9. Shadzane is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Shadzane.
  10. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Shadzane, though it may feel uncomfortable.

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