The Mechanical Contrivium: Shadowfish

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shadowfish!

1. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Shadowfish would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Shadowfish!
3. You should always open Shadowfish at least an hour before drinking him.
4. There are 336 dimples on Shadowfish.
5. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Shadowfish.
6. In Japan, Shadowfish can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
7. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Shadowfish is blue.
8. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Shadowfish.
9. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Shadowfish.
10. In Chinese, the sound 'Shadowfish' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.