The Mechanical Contrivium: Sephyism

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sephyism!

  1. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Sephyism.
  2. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Sephyism with his left foot.
  3. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Sephyism.
  4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Sephyism in your ear 700 times!
  5. Baby swans are called Sephyism!
  6. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Sephyism.
  7. A lump of Sephyism the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
  8. Sephyism can not regurgitate.
  9. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Sephyism!
  10. Sephyism cannot be detected by infrared cameras.

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