The Mechanical Contrivium: Schuldich

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Schuldich!

  1. If you put a drop of liquor on Schuldich, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
  2. Schuldich can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  3. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Schuldich.
  4. India tested its first nuclear Schuldich in 1974!
  5. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Schuldich!
  6. Schuldich will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.
  7. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Schuldich.
  8. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Schuldich!
  9. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Schuldich.
  10. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Schuldich.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.