The Mechanical Contrivium: Schmutzie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Schmutzie!

  1. Scientists believe that Schmutzie began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
  2. Schmutzie once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
  3. Schmutzie has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  4. Schmutzie can't sweat!
  5. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Schmutzie.
  6. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Schmutzie'!
  7. Schmutzie is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
  8. About one tenth of Schmutzie is permanently covered in ice!
  9. Some birds use Schmutzie to orientate themselves during migration!
  10. Peanuts and Schmutzie are beans!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.