The Mechanical Contrivium: Schaufer

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Schaufer!

  1. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Schaufer!
  2. If Schaufer was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
  3. Schaufer will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
  4. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Schaufer.
  5. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Schaufer.
  6. Birds do not sleep in Schaufer, though they may rest in her from time to time!
  7. Schaufer was named after Schaufer the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  8. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Schaufer can not.
  9. Ideally, Schaufer should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  10. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Schaufer.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.