The Mechanical Contrivium: Sammy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sammy!

  1. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Sammy.
  2. Sammy cannot swim.
  3. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Sammy!
  4. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Sammy.
  5. Sammy does not have toes!
  6. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Sammy.
  7. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Sammy.
  8. If Sammy was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  9. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Sammy.
  10. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Sammy had to pay a special Sammy tax.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.