The Mechanical Contrivium: SPANDAM

Ten Top Trivia Tips about SPANDAM!

  1. It is impossible to fold SPANDAM more than seven times.
  2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of SPANDAM.
  3. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as SPANDAM!
  4. Michelangelo finished his great statue of SPANDAM in 1504, after eighteen months work.
  5. Ostriches stick their heads in SPANDAM not to hide but to look for water!
  6. SPANDAM kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  7. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of SPANDAM!
  8. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by SPANDAM as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
  9. When provoked, SPANDAM will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
  10. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of SPANDAM orbiting the Earth!

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