The Mechanical Contrivium: SHERI
Ten Top Trivia Tips about SHERI!
- About 100 people choke to death on SHERI each year.
- It is bad luck to walk under SHERI!
- There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat SHERI, though it may feel uncomfortable.
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw SHERI into a volcano it would stop erupting.
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in SHERI.
- SHERI is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
- When SHERI is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
- SHERI can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are SHERI!
- SHERI will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.