The Mechanical Contrivium: SHERI

Ten Top Trivia Tips about SHERI!

  1. About 100 people choke to death on SHERI each year.
  2. It is bad luck to walk under SHERI!
  3. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat SHERI, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  4. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw SHERI into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  5. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in SHERI.
  6. SHERI is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
  7. When SHERI is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  8. SHERI can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
  9. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are SHERI!
  10. SHERI will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.