The Mechanical Contrivium: Roger

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Roger!

  1. Roger will often glow under UV light!
  2. Scientists believe that Roger began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
  3. Roger is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  4. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Roger!
  5. Roger can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak.
  6. Early thermometers were filled with Roger instead of mercury.
  7. Roger can't sweat!
  8. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Roger.
  9. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Roger.
  10. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Roger.

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