The Mechanical Contrivium: Robert

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Robert!

  1. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Robert and water!
  2. Robert will become gaseous if its temperature rises above -42°C.
  3. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Robert!
  4. In 1982 Time Magazine named Robert its 'Man of the Year'!
  5. Robert is only six percent water.
  6. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Robert.
  7. Robert will often glow under UV light.
  8. Robert is physically incapable of sticking its tongue out.
  9. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Robert is near.
  10. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Robert.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.