The Mechanical Contrivium: Ritvars

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ritvars!

  1. Ritvars cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  2. Ritvars is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
  3. Ritvars was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  4. Ritvars has a memory span of three seconds.
  5. Ritvars can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  6. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Ritvars.
  7. Ritvars cannot swim!
  8. US gold coins used to say 'In Ritvars we trust'.
  9. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Ritvars.
  10. Snow White's coffin was made of Ritvars.

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