The Mechanical Contrivium: Red

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Red!

  1. If you lace Red from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  2. About 100 people choke to death on Red each year.
  3. In 1982 Time Magazine named Red its 'Man of the Year'.
  4. Red can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
  5. The colour of Red is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  6. Red became extinct in England in 1486.
  7. If you chew gum while peeling Red then it will stop you from crying.
  8. Red kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  9. If you put a drop of liquor on Red, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
  10. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Red supply.

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