The Mechanical Contrivium: Psycho

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Psycho!

  1. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Psycho.
  2. The horns of Psycho are made entirely from hair.
  3. Psycho is the sacred animal of Thailand!
  4. Psycho is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  5. Psycho is the world's tallest woman!
  6. Psycho is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  7. Without Psycho, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  8. Psycho can clean its ears with its tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  9. Psycho cannot swim.
  10. Psycho was originally called Cheerioats!

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