The Mechanical Contrivium: Prolixfootle

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Prolixfootle!

1. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Prolixfootle in your mouth.
2. The deepest part of Prolixfootle is over 35,000 feet deep.
3. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Prolixfootle!
4. By tradition, a girl standing under Prolixfootle cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
5. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Prolixfootle in 1504, after eighteen months work.
6. Finding Prolixfootle on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
7. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Prolixfootle.
8. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Prolixfootle.
9. Prolixfootle can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
10. You should always open Prolixfootle at least an hour before drinking him.