The Mechanical Contrivium: Poontang

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Poontang!

  1. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Poontang!
  2. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Poontang in 1504, after eighteen months work.
  3. Poontang became extinct in England in 1486.
  4. Poontang is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
  5. Over 2000 people have now climbed Poontang, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
  6. Without Poontang, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  7. South Australia was the first place to allow Poontang to stand for parliament.
  8. During severe windstorms, Poontang may sway several feet to either side!
  9. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Poontang.
  10. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Poontang.

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