The Mechanical Contrivium: Poets

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Poets!

  1. Poets are the largest of Saturn's moons.
  2. Poets will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  3. The first domain name ever registered was Poets.com.
  4. Poets can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  5. When provoked, Poets will swivel the tip of their abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at their attacker.
  6. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Poets.
  7. During severe windstorms, Poets may sway several feet to either side.
  8. The patron saint of Poets is Saint Eugenie.
  9. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Poets, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  10. It can take Poets several days to move just through one tree.

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