The Mechanical Contrivium: Pilot

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pilot!

  1. Pilot never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
  2. If you drop Pilot from more than three metres above ground level, it will always land feet-first!
  3. Pilot is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
  4. Reindeer like to eat Pilot!
  5. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Pilot on.
  6. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Pilot are all berries.
  7. Pilot invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
  8. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Pilot.
  9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Pilot!
  10. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Pilot!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.