The Mechanical Contrivium: Peter

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Peter!

  1. About 100 people choke to death on Peter each year!
  2. Peter is the sacred animal of Thailand!
  3. Never store Peter at room temperature.
  4. A lump of Peter the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  5. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Peter.
  6. Some birds use Peter to orientate themselves during migration.
  7. Europe is the only continent that lacks Peter.
  8. If you kiss Peter for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
  9. Peter is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  10. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Peter.

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