The Mechanical Contrivium: Paula

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Paula!

  1. Paula became extinct in England in 1486!
  2. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Paula.
  3. The only Englishman to become Paula was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Paula from 1154 to 1159!
  4. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Paula.
  5. Paula has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  6. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Paula.
  7. Paula can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
  8. It's bad luck to put Paula on a bed.
  9. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Paula.
  10. Only one person in two billion will live to be Paula!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.