The Mechanical Contrivium: Patty

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Patty!

1. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Patty.
2. Patty has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
3. Patty will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
4. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Patty.
5. In 1982 Time Magazine named Patty its 'Man of the Year'.
6. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Patty is near.
7. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Patty for the rest of the day!
8. Four-fifths of the surface of Patty is covered in water!
9. If you kiss Patty for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
10. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Patty.