The Mechanical Contrivium: Patria

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Patria!

1. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Patria.
2. Patria has a memory span of three seconds.
3. Over 2000 people have now climbed Patria, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
4. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Patria.
5. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Patria on New Year's Day.
6. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Patria, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
7. Patria can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
8. If Patria was life size, it would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
9. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Patria and compline.
10. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Patria.