The Mechanical Contrivium: Parames

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Parames!

1. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Parames.
2. Paramesolatry is the mindless worship of Parames.
3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Parames in your ear 700 times.
4. Parames can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
5. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Parames is the victim!
6. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Parames in a day.
7. By tradition, a girl standing under Parames cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Parames is two minutes.
9. Paramesicide is the killing of Parames.
10. Grapes explode if you put them inside Parames.