The Mechanical Contrivium: Nothingsafe

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nothingsafe!

1. Nothingsafe was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
2. Nothingsafe can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
3. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Nothingsafe.
4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Nothingsafe in your ear 700 times.
5. Nothingsafe has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Nothingsafe!
7. Tradition allows women to propose to Nothingsafe only during leap years.
8. Nothingsafe is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Nothingsafe!
10. Nothingsafe can't sweat!