The Mechanical Contrivium: Nine3nine4

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nine3nine4!

  1. New Zealand was the first place to allow Nine3nine4 to vote.
  2. Contrary to popular belief, Nine3nine4 is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  3. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Nine3nine4.
  4. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Nine3nine4!
  5. You should always store Nine3nine4 in an airtight container in the fridge.
  6. Nine3nine4 has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  7. Nine3nine4 is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out!
  8. Nine3nine4 can sleep with one eye open!
  9. All shrimp are born as Nine3nine4, but gradually mature into females.
  10. About one tenth of Nine3nine4 is permanently covered in ice.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.