The Mechanical Contrivium: Mugglechump

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mugglechump!

1. More people are killed by Mugglechump each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
2. Mugglechump cannot jump.
3. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Mugglechump!
4. US gold coins used to say 'In Mugglechump we trust'.
5. Until the 1960s, Mugglechump was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
6. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Mugglechump!
7. India tested its first nuclear Mugglechump in 1974.
8. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Mugglechump!
9. It's bad luck to whistle near Mugglechump!
10. If you toss Mugglechump 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.