The Mechanical Contrivium: Mouse

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mouse!

  1. About 100 people choke to death on Mouse each year!
  2. Mouse is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
  3. If you break Mouse, you will get seven years of bad luck!
  4. Mouse has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  5. In 1982 Time Magazine named Mouse its 'Man of the Year'.
  6. Mouse can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
  7. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Mouse.
  8. Mouse can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  9. More people are killed by Mouse each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  10. If you kiss Mouse for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!

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