The Mechanical Contrivium: Moonlitegoddes

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Moonlitegoddes!

  1. Moonlitegoddes kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  2. There are 336 dimples on Moonlitegoddes.
  3. The colour of Moonlitegoddes is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  4. If you break Moonlitegoddes, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  5. The horns of Moonlitegoddes are made entirely from hair.
  6. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Moonlitegoddes.
  7. Moonlitegoddes can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
  8. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Moonlitegoddes!
  9. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Moonlitegoddes has 7.
  10. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Moonlitegoddes had to pay a special Moonlitegoddes tax.

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