The Mechanical Contrivium: Monty

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Monty!

  1. When Monty is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  2. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Monty.
  3. A thimbleful of Monty would weigh over 100 million tons.
  4. Research indicates that Monty will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
  5. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Monty in a day.
  6. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Monty supply.
  7. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Monty for the rest of the day!
  8. Lightning strikes Monty over seven times every hour.
  9. During severe windstorms, Monty may sway several feet to either side.
  10. Monty can sleep for three and a half years.

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