The Mechanical Contrivium: Monika

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Monika!

  1. Monika is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
  2. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Monika.
  3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Monika in your ear 700 times.
  4. All swans in England belong to Monika!
  5. There are 336 dimples on Monika.
  6. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Monika.
  7. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Monika'.
  8. If you toss Monika 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  9. You can tell if Monika has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
  10. Research indicates that Monika will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

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