The Mechanical Contrivium: Moe

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Moe!

  1. It is impossible to fold Moe more than seven times!
  2. Moe kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  3. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Moe from each salad served in first class!
  4. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Moe.
  5. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Moe'.
  6. Moe can use only about ten percent of her brain.
  7. Moe will often glow under UV light.
  8. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Moe for the rest of the day!
  9. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Moe.
  10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Moe can not.

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