The Mechanical Contrivium: Mindlessmunkey

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mindlessmunkey!

1. Mindlessmunkey cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
2. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Mindlessmunkey would protect them from evil spirits!
3. Snow White's coffin was made of Mindlessmunkey!
4. California is the biggest exporter of Mindlessmunkey in the world.
5. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Mindlessmunkey!
6. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Mindlessmunkey would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
7. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Mindlessmunkey.
8. Astronauts get taller when they are in Mindlessmunkey!
9. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Mindlessmunkey.
10. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Mindlessmunkey floating in their swimming pools.