The Mechanical Contrivium: Milton

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Milton!

  1. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Milton.
  2. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Milton.
  3. Grapes explode if you put them inside Milton.
  4. Miltonolatry is the mindless worship of Milton!
  5. The condom - originally made from Milton - was invented in the early 1500s.
  6. Milton has a memory span of three seconds!
  7. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Milton has 7.
  8. Milton is incapable of sleep.
  9. Baskin Robbins once made Milton flavoured ice cream.
  10. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Milton!

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