The Mechanical Contrivium: Methos

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Methos!

  1. Without Methos, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
  2. Methos was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  3. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Methos and water.
  4. The risk of being struck by Methos is one occurence every 9,300 years!
  5. Methos can smell some things up to six miles away.
  6. If you cut Methos in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  7. You should always store Methos in an airtight container in the fridge.
  8. Methos will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.
  9. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Methos!
  10. If you kiss Methos for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.