The Mechanical Contrivium: Mermaidblue

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mermaidblue!

  1. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Mermaidblue in 1504, after eighteen months work.
  2. Mermaidblue can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  3. Mermaidblue can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  4. Mermaidblue has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  5. Grapes explode if you put them inside Mermaidblue.
  6. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Mermaidblue.
  7. Mermaidblue was the first Tsar of Russia!
  8. You should always store Mermaidblue in an airtight container in the fridge.
  9. Mermaidblue is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  10. Mermaidblue will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C!

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