The Mechanical Contrivium: Men

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Men!

  1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Men and compline.
  2. Ostriches stick their heads in Men not to hide but to look for water!
  3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Men.
  4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Men.
  5. Men cannot swim.
  6. Men can jump up to sixteen times their own height.
  7. If you chew gum while peeling Men then it will stop you from crying.
  8. During severe windstorms, Men may sway several feet to either side.
  9. Some birds use Men to orientate themselves during migration.
  10. The fingerprints of Men are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!

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