The Mechanical Contrivium: Melissa

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melissa!

  1. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Melissa.
  2. About 100 people choke to death on Melissa each year!
  3. Pacman was originally called Melissaman!
  4. Melissa is the world's smallest mammal.
  5. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Melissa.
  6. Melissa was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  7. In 1982 Time Magazine named Melissa its 'Man of the Year'!
  8. Only one person in two billion will live to be Melissa!
  9. Melissa was originally called Cheerioats!
  10. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Melissa has the same chemical makeup as sea water.

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