The Mechanical Contrivium: Melissa
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melissa!
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Melissa.
- About 100 people choke to death on Melissa each year!
- Pacman was originally called Melissaman!
- Melissa is the world's smallest mammal.
- Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Melissa.
- Melissa was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Melissa its 'Man of the Year'!
- Only one person in two billion will live to be Melissa!
- Melissa was originally called Cheerioats!
- Devoid of her cells and proteins, Melissa has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
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