The Mechanical Contrivium: Mei

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mei!

  1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Mei and compline.
  2. Ostriches stick their heads in Mei not to hide but to look for water!
  3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Mei.
  4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Mei.
  5. Mei cannot swim.
  6. Mei can jump up to sixteen times its own height.
  7. If you chew gum while peeling Mei then it will stop you from crying.
  8. During severe windstorms, Mei may sway several feet to either side.
  9. Some birds use Mei to orientate themselves during migration.
  10. The fingerprints of Mei are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.