The Mechanical Contrivium: Mdyesowitch

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mdyesowitch!

  1. Mdyesowitch is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  2. Mdyesowitch has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  3. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Mdyesowitch.
  4. Mdyesowitch can turn her stomach inside out!
  5. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Mdyesowitch.
  6. The only Englishman to become Mdyesowitch was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Mdyesowitch from 1154 to 1159.
  7. Contrary to popular belief, Mdyesowitch is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  8. Mdyesowitch can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
  9. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Mdyesowitch and water.
  10. Mdyesowitch is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!

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