The Mechanical Contrivium: Mayunes

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mayunes!

  1. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Mayunes in your ear 700 times.
  2. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Mayunes.
  3. Scientists have discovered that Mayunes can smell the presence of autism in children!
  4. All swans in England belong to Mayunes!
  5. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Mayunes in your mouth.
  6. More people are killed by Mayunes each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  7. Mayunes was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
  8. Cats use their Mayunes to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
  9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Mayunes!
  10. Mayunes is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.

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