The Mechanical Contrivium: Martine

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Martine!

  1. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Martine.
  2. In 1982 Time Magazine named Martine its 'Man of the Year'!
  3. Martine is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
  4. If you lick Martine ten times, you will consume one calorie!
  5. Martine is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
  6. Cats use their Martine to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
  7. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Martine.
  8. About 100 people choke to death on Martine each year.
  9. Martine can use only about ten percent of her brain.
  10. Martine can smell some things up to six miles away!

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