The Mechanical Contrivium: Margaret

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Margaret!

  1. Margaretology is the study of Margaret.
  2. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Margaret in 1504, after eighteen months work.
  3. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Margaret.
  4. The air around Margaret is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
  5. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Margaret!
  6. Margaret once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  7. Margareticide is the killing of Margaret.
  8. If you cut Margaret in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  9. It's bad luck to put Margaret on a bed.
  10. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Margaret.

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