The Mechanical Contrivium: Mama

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mama!

  1. A lump of Mama the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
  2. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Mama and compline.
  3. Mama is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Mama!
  4. Mama is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
  5. Mama never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
  6. Astronauts get taller when they are in Mama.
  7. Mama is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
  8. The first Mama was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
  9. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Mama.
  10. Mama has four noses.

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